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    I didn’t know it was Hitler but I knew after the first complete sentence that it wasn’t marmalade mussolini.

    Zero chance he’s ever said anything that coherent.

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      Trump has people who can turn his demented ramblings into coherent texts so while this is certainly not something he’d come up with himself, it would be very in character for his administration.

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        Yeah, I genuinely thought that it was a excerpt of a press release from his regime. It would certainly be fitting to something that they would release and attribute to him.

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        At its most based level, this is fascism cliff notes plus dementia.

        The worst part is, that’s how the majority of my generation passed school, and since we’re almost the youngest, we have the most.

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      “These crooked judges, who are never Trumpers, are CRIMINALLY GUILTY! Do you think, I have the best attorneys. They are really smart. They say to me, they say ‘Sir, how did you learn the law so much?’ You know I passed the bar? I could have been a lawyer. It’s true. We have the most wonderful law in the world and these ACTIVIST JUDGES think they are smarter than the American people?! I’m not allowed to say this because, you know, it’s not ‘politically correct’ but you know what I say? They are retards. Not very smart up there. I heard, you ready for this? Many of these lawyers only got into law school because their parents were, you know…DEI acceptance! That’s crazy! I will make the legal system proud again!”