• obvs@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I like how Tesla thinks replacing their CEO is going to bring those sales back.

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      TESLA would have to fire Elon, force him to sell all his shares (ALL of them), and fire all Elon’s family from the board so the public in general MAY start looking at tesla as a viable purchase again…

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          1 day ago

          lol no, but ironically making shitty, expensive cars is the least of Tesla’s problems

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        2 days ago

        If he sells his shares, he gets money for them, right? They should be seized, and he should be put in a cell deep underground with those warning signs intended to communicate danger to future generations.

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          warning signs intended to communicate danger to future generations.

          because you keep him on life support?

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              Knowing humans, this is probably the best way to ensure someone goes experimenting like that.

              Future people find warning signs and a sealed container. You think they would not open it just to sate their curiosity alone, and once they find human remains there… you know they are at most some hours away from inhaling the sweet air of experiments and discovery.