[inventor, showing their machine called “The awesome non polluting thing maker”] My awesome new invention will be a net positive to everyone’s lives

[capitalist, smoking a cigar] Great! How can we restrict access to it and profit from it?

https://thebad.website/comic/capitalism_drives_innovation

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
    46·
    3 days ago

    “I invented a machine that removes the commercialism from Christmas.”

    “Let’s build lots of them and sell them for a lot of money.”