[inventor, showing their machine called “The awesome non polluting thing maker”] My awesome new invention will be a net positive to everyone’s lives
[capitalist, smoking a cigar] Great! How can we restrict access to it and profit from it?
[inventor, showing their machine called “The awesome non polluting thing maker”] My awesome new invention will be a net positive to everyone’s lives
[capitalist, smoking a cigar] Great! How can we restrict access to it and profit from it?
Should have the cigar smoking guy asking how much cheaper it would be if it were polluting instead.