97% sure someone posted this at some point, but I think it’s been a while… ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    I just imagine a black mirror esq morning.

    “I wake from my slumber, forlorn from my bed. The lights slowly rise from pitch black to light, i walk over to my smart mirror. Where my AI greets me, “good morning, your preprompt for today is (your name is bob saget, live on 4681 road, your favorite color is blue you work at a car dealership and you are the best salesman” the time is 4:30am mr.saget you must arive by 5:00 if you are to keep your very busy schedule. Good luck bob and have a pleasant day.” The conveyor belt turn on slowly and methodically moving me to my automobile and i leave for work.