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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Can I borrow $99 from anyone? No reason

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Can I borrow $99 from anyone? No reason

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Fun fact: Did you know that Roomba has made many military robots?

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    What’s the protocol for when someone accidentally steps on the robot vacuum?

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      To quote the Honorable Captain Blackadder : Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

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      No refunds

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      Hope that someone is someone else and move away rapidly.

      Outside of that you spider in a cup it and then Indiana Jones a weight on top, 98% chance you’re going to be multi part rapidly after and a 1% chance it’s a dud 1% chance cartoon shit actually worked.

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    That vacuum doesn’t suck. It blows.

  • uranibaba@lemmy.world
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    This is quality content.

  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social
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    Someone should make a guitar pedal from one of those!

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      It would change the sound too much

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    Moar cowbell + moar of THIS

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