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Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

"The kickflip was implied, so I didnt think it was worth mentioning"

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"The kickflip was implied, so I didnt think it was worth mentioning"

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Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    A QA tester walks into a bar,
    orders a beer,
    orders 2 beers,
    orders 0 beers,
    orders 4294967296 beers,
    orders -1/12 beers,
    orders HGdIhFNPiHPWUDmUfWIFi beers,
    orders a zebra

    First real customer walks in,
    asks where the bathroom is,
    the whole bar catches on fire

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      Worked in my bar

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      He didn’t order null beers? What a fraud

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      Orders “DROP TABLE beer;”

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          Yup.

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      Workaround: insist that customers piss in the beer, citing exceptional flavor-add as a positive side effect. Next version, no budget for a full bathroom, so increment beer mug size to accommodate cross-stream scenarios.

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