• altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I see him getting a Münchmeyer (wiki) would be more fitting. It’s a rare disease where soft tissues become bones and the victim of that curse progressively struggles to move and feel excessive pain when they do and break newly calcinated tissues. A narcissist turning into a moving statue with all the pain it causes is something out of fairytales. Coat him in gold and leave him alone.

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        That’s true, I didn’t factor poor cancer’s feelings into this. I wouldn’t wish this orange twat on my worst enemy

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      Cancer is too good for him. He needs a novel and aggressive flesh-eating bacteria going to work on his digestive system from the inside.

      And incurable ass & mouth cancer.

      And a little Ebola.

      And some HIV.

      Fuck it, throw in some bird flu too.

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        Has to be covid to top him off so we can count him as a stat of “covid with comorbidities”.

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          Actually dying from just COVID would be perfect. He needs to die like Steve Jobs did: of a curable affliction and knowing better than all the “experts” around him.

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            Except from what I’ve seen he actually is willing to listen to experts with stuff like that. He doesn’t care about being right, that’s why he constantly lies and let’s himself be proven wrong 50,000 times. He only cares about doing what he believes will benefit him, and listening to doctors to save his life benefits him.

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        I saw a video a few months ago titled something like “Two dominatrix’s show no mercy”.

        It started off kind of sexy…but eventually I was thinking “this is just turning into actual abuse…”

        And i fast forwarded, and it just kept getting worse and worse. His whole body was covered in whip cuts, and bleeding. They electricuted his balls with a car battery.

        At one point they used a knife to cut his ear off.

        It turned unsexy very quickly. I kept trying to fast forward to get past the bad parts. It only got worse as it went on.

        So, maybe we start there as a baseline for trump.