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minus-squareCyrus Draegur@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·10 days agoIt’s to make sure they STAY dead. Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoBut if it’s during Easter, is it really forbidden? Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?
minus-squarenightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoOr next thing you get two pope lines and one of them messes around with your vampire boyfriend
It’s to make sure they STAY dead.
Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.
But if it’s during Easter, is it really forbidden?
Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?
Or next thing you get two pope lines and one of them messes around with your vampire boyfriend