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minus-squareRedWeasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·edit-220 天前No, that wouldn’t be how it would happen, he’d be hit by Israel’s as he’d want to visit home first.
minus-squarecoyootje@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·20 天前And they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.
minus-squareRedWeasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·20 天前Isn’t that why they executed him the first time?
minus-squareRealFknNito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·20 天前Nothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed
No, that wouldn’t be how it would happen, he’d be hit by Israel’s as he’d want to visit home first.
And they would then say that he was a terrorist in hiding and that they had every right to shoot him down.
Isn’t that why they executed him the first time?
Nothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed
Same thing