• alaphic@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I think he wants people to call him ‘P. Diddy’ or just ‘Diddy’ now, actually. Either way, your old phone should get in touch with those people bringing the sexual assault cases against him. I’m not sure what all ‘getting puffy’ entails, but I’d imagine it almost definitely involves the butt.

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      My BlackBerry Passport turned itself into a nice spongy death pillow. It didn’t seem to like being left on a warm day outside next to the speaker for an hour or so.

      Phoned the insurance firm, who operated a policy where they’d try and repair it, or offer you a new or refurb’d model of the same phone.

      Thing was, because the Passport was not produced in huge numbers and it couldn’t be fixed, I got a nice cheque for six hundred quid which more than covered a new Unihertz Titan.

      thank u battery bomb gods