“J just like his Dad

E ever so just (like his Dad)

S specless (he never wore glasses)

U unable to swim

S sometimes I wonder if he was praying for the betraying kiss of Judas so as not to miss out on his Easter egg

C cut bread into very thin slices

H hippy aeroplane impressionist

R really easy to spot in a crowd on a Good Friday

I I wonder if he had a dog

S escapologist

T took him three days but he did it

• In the name of the Lord”

― John Hegley, Can I Come Down Now Dad?