Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 days agoI know just the spotsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1211arrow-down15
arrow-up1206arrow-down1imageI know just the spotsh.itjust.worksPicasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·19 days agoMeanwhile your last massage was four years ago and was 90 seconds of weak prodding until the phone came out and insta opened.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoI say this absolutely from years and years of experience. The way to a woman’s heart is through the soles of her feat. You will have women lined up along your porch ready to Netflix-and-Chill if you can give a solid foot massage.
minus-squarefibojoly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoAlright, easy there Jules ! Just don’t let Marcellus hear about it, is all I’m saying.
Meanwhile your last massage was four years ago and was 90 seconds of weak prodding until the phone came out and insta opened.
I say this absolutely from years and years of experience. The way to a woman’s heart is through the soles of her feat. You will have women lined up along your porch ready to Netflix-and-Chill if you can give a solid foot massage.
Alright, easy there Jules ! Just don’t let Marcellus hear about it, is all I’m saying.