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This is just your average D&D party
“I roll an 8 before modifiers.”
“You’ve successfully convinced the guards that you are not, in fact, 30 to 50 feral hogs disguised as a horse carriage and you’re allowed to enter the estate.”
THAT IS A LOT OF HOGS TO CRANK, BROTHER!!!
HOPE YOU’VE BEEN DOING YOUR WRIST EXERCISES!!! WOULDN’T WANNA GET THAT CARPET TUNNEL!!!
I’m actually only missing the feral hogs.
Came to comment the same. But I did really connect with a turkey once on LSD
Aspiring ecoterrorists and 30-50 feral hogs are a match made in heaven.
Business tip for real alphas:
Befriend drug dealers. That’s how successful people get drugs.“Yeah yeah, I got you man, but listen to these beats I made first…”
Isn’t this what Jesus did?
Well known Saints in general.
instructions unclear, i’m now friends with several dozen pig therians
I never actively sought this life, but I can definitely advocate for it
people w personality disorders
People will be my friend??
I would be :3
I would never befriend 29 feral hogs! 30-50, on the other hand…
Lesbians and personality disorder?!? I’m about to have tons of new friends!
Because one hog ain’t enough, and two’s too low, it is I, Thirty-To-Fifty-Hogg!
The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.
I have depression!
if i ever meet one in all of those categories I will propose to her on the spot
