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Laser@lemmy.caM to Cyberstuck@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month ago

Eggs are too valuable

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Eggs are too valuable

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Laser@lemmy.caM to Cyberstuck@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Naw, see. You gotta find someone with chickens, then ask to buy the rotten eggs. $2 later, you have eggs that are fine to waste!

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    Feces are free and widely available

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      Pig blood sends a better message though

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        Not as easy to find tho … feces can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative and discrete enough

        • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I’d pick a projectile that can easily be sources and doesn’t have genetic material that can be tied back to me

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            If you are worried about genetic material … animals feces are a good option … if you don’t have a dog or cat, I’m sure a friend with pets could lend a hand with source material

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          “can even be manufactured on the spot if you’re creative” oh yeah, I’m in!
          “and discrete enough” I’m out!!

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        And so, boodletting pigs became a niche market in the neoliberal capitalistic hellhole as a means to fight fascism. 😫

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        how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they tell you

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        If you’re willing to murder a cop on their car you might as well burn it down

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    12 gauge, 00-buck is less than $.25 per if you catch a sale.

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      What about a phase plasma rife in the 40 WATT range?

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        You’re 4 years to early, bud.

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    I was about to look up what E66 is

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      66% ethanol, 34% unleaded gasoline

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        100% reason to remember the name!

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    Adjudicated rapist, inmate #P01135809, formerly known as the former presidential placeholder but is now currently known as the current presidential placeholder says: “Shut up about egg prices.”

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    Do it like they did against a Hungarian far-right leader: use dogshit.

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    Take a shit on the roof instead

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      Preprocess the egg

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    A rice grain the tire valve, cap back on,.slow leaks

    This is what the Tire Extinguiser group does, long may they continue.

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      Long, medium, or short grain rice? Or does it not matter

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      They usually do it in the late evening, though. To make sure the tyre is sufficiently drained to be unmissable when the car is likely to next be used.

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    Spelled “$100K plastic truck” wrong.

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    We’ve been throwing cheese slices on them in Wisconsin. It’ll be more fun when it gets hot.

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    These cars are definitely a good example of the emperors new clothes, aren’t they.

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