"Friends, I ate a bad sandwich.

I want to love and support all sandwiches — if only we lived in a world where there were no bad sandwiches, only ones that tried and failed but still did their best. Unfortunately, in this reality there’s one way a sandwich can be bad down to its soul, and it’s by giving me food poisoning for 3 days and counting. Complete and utter betrayal!!

Thankfully it’s been “mild” in the pain sense, and I’ll spare you the other details, but this issue has mostly come together between naps on Friday night and Saturday, a bit later than ideal. On the bright side, sometimes these things work out, and I’ve got a fun scoop to share with you; the hot goss on what’s going on in the land of N64 recompilations, which is about to heat waaaay up real soon.

We’ve got a few cool new translations this issue, too, including a dip back into 2000s Japanese phone games for all you Mega Man Legends lovers. Think Capcom will ever revisit that series? Someday, let’s hope…

That’s all the energy I’ve got for preamble this week (I’m blaming the lettuce), but the good stuff awaits!"