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    “Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe… from America.”

    FTFY (Finished This For You)

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    Couch Fucker: Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe!

    Reporter: Safe from who?

    Couch Fucker: From us of course!

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      Don’t call him that it’s disrespectful.

      Disrespectful to his victims that is, he’s a “Couch Rapist”

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      Honestly, I don’t even think the Trump regime knows whats going on. They’re kinda just doing whatever as fast as possible since they know midterms likely won’t go their way.

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        Agreed. I can fully see martial law being implemented or an actual civil violence happening just as midterms are about to begin.

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          According to the EO he signed on Jan 20th it might be sooner. They have 90 days to determine if we should declare a national emergency over the border. April 20th marks 90 days. It’s also Hitlers birthday and a pagan holiday.

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          Hell I wouldn’t be the least but surprised if the US is otherwise dissolved by then, actually that’d be kinda funny all fifty states, Puerto Rico, and American Samoa independent with the US only existing in Guam while everyone hashes how who gets what.

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        I don’t think they care about elections very much anymore. They just openly buy them now (combined with all the voter suppression of course). These guys are what the US is stuck with from now on unless forcibly ejected.

        I think they don’t really know what is going on because they are evil morons, they want everything done right now, without knowing exactly what “everything” is except more grifting and pleasing Putin.

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      Isn’t 04/02 supposed to be some martial law day? Maybe he’s getting ready to declare that he can’t wear a suit again, until the “war” is over.

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    Go fuck a couch, Vance. No one cares. Trump just grabbed you by your bussy so he could have someone who criticized him to scream “yes Daddy” when he pissed on your face. Posturing coward.

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      I don’t think a suit is going to make him any less of a jackass. He’ll just be a jackass in a suit.

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    Dear anyone from Greenland: Given how little of a shit the US Government cares about the US, I hope you aren’t falling for this bullshit.

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    Isn’t it for the Greenland’s to say whether Denmark has “done a good job by the people of Greenland”? He is just the most pathetic, spineless simp ever.

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    American politicians are a disgrace I find it hard to understand how people can be paid to lie, destroy diplomatic relationships, victimise veterans and what will be collapse the economy