“You know those head colds that never really get bad, but leave you just sniffly enough to never get a great night’s sleep and feel mildly annoyed that your stupid nose won’t just get over it already? That’s been my week, which means I’m kinda limping across the finish line with this issue. My no-brainpower-required Saturday night comfort food of choice is Baby Assassins 2, which I can report is A Good Time, if not quite curative.”