ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 2 months agoThe Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made.pawb.socialimagemessage-square154linkfedilinkarrow-up1843arrow-down116
arrow-up1827arrow-down1imageThe Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made.pawb.socialThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca · 2 months agomessage-square154linkfedilink
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months ago“Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?”
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months ago“I can’t! It’s on fire and the doors are locked!”
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoCustomer positive review identified - “This Tesla will last me the rest of my life!”
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIs it plugged in? Unplug it! In case you accidentally unplugged it while already plugged, do not unplug it a second time unless its before noon on a Tuesday.
“Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?”
“I can’t! It’s on fire and the doors are locked!”
Customer positive review identified - “This Tesla will last me the rest of my life!”
Is it plugged in? Unplug it!
In case you accidentally unplugged it while already plugged, do not unplug it a second time unless its before noon on a Tuesday.