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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’

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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’

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“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Sean Hannity on Fox News.
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    What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?

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      OMG, that’s an awesome idea! Someone should try that!

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        Bobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s

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          Leading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.

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            Eh, measles weasels. what’s the difference, am I right?

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              Measle Weasel is a pretty catchy nickname. But I like weasels and I don’t think they deserve to be associated with a paramecium like him.

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          his worms arnt interested.

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      That’s how you get autism.

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        What if I already have it? Do I get super autism?

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          uberautism, thank you very much. You’ve got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don’t ya know¿

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        What if we give people a weakened form of autism, so their body learns to resist it?

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      That’s a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can’t weaken it. (someone around me might say)

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      But how would you infect people?

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        You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before

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          Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.

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            But wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?

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              and do it like a heroin user would.

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                Okay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.

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          through a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.

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