What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

over_clox@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

No, that comes with the monthly subscription.

I’ll see myself out of my own post now…

KingJalopy @lemm.ee · 24 hours ago

Oh that was fucking clever.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

Who is this Clever person? Is she cute?

KingJalopy @lemm.ee · 24 hours ago

Cute enough but dumb as a bag of musk

over_clox@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

Oh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…

KingJalopy @lemm.ee · 23 hours ago

I wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah

over_clox@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

How does that rhyme go again?

‘Amber Heard, she dropped a turd, and fetched a pail of cum’

KingJalopy @lemm.ee · 21 hours ago

…she acted a victim, but couldn’t convince them, because that bitch is dumb

I think that’s how it went?

over_clox@lemmy.world · edit-2 21 hours ago

Ah, thank you for the reminder, now I can sleep easier tonight.

~~proceeds to not sleep for three days~~

Edit: No, I don’t even know what I meant, but I’ve been drinking, so I’ll leave it.