bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agoI am God's greatest programmerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1724arrow-down117cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.worldprogramminghumor@lemmy.worldprogrammerhumor@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1707arrow-down1imageI am God's greatest programmerlemmy.worldbigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years agomessage-square47linkfedilinkcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.worldprogramminghumor@lemmy.worldprogrammerhumor@lemmy.ml
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoLook, it’s me. Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run. Please just one rewrite. Please. Just one little crystal report.
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-22 years ago Just one little crystal report. Ugh 🤮
minus-squareericbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoI mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.
Look, it’s me.
Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run.
Please just one rewrite. Please.
Just one little crystal report.
Ugh 🤮
I mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.