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bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

I am God's greatest programmer

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    There’s also that long time senior dev who’s overly confident in their abilities and force pushes production breaking code directly to master.

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      Not for long there isn’t.

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        Nah, they’re the one who’s contributing most to the project. Mostly because their code is so garbage no one else can work with it. But that’s not a thing the managers take into account.

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      Yeet that shit into main. Who needs unit tests, it works on my computer?

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        If it works in my mind it’s ready for production

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          Top kek

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        YOLOdev is the best way to dev

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      This shit happened the other week for me. Senior dev pushed the shittiest JS code without testing the day of a production install and it caused us to have to roll back the install after it very predictably caused a bunch of crashes for pages on our public site. Worst part is, the entirety of what he wrote could’ve been implemented as a CSS media query

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