imvii@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agoDonald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposalwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square176fedilinkarrow-up1670arrow-down119cross-posted to: news@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
arrow-up1651arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposalwww.newsweek.comimvii@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agomessage-square176fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
minus-squarehansolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 hours agoThe ego inflation would go like this: “Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-” “They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500.” “Sir, yes sir, thank you sir.” boot slurping noises
minus-squareSabinStargemlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoI can see Trump and Musk ordering new denominations to one-up each other. “Crypto DOGE is worth over $9,001!” waved sharpie “Nuh-uh, Trump Bucks gets you a dozen eggs, cause I say so!”
The ego inflation would go like this:
“Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-”
“They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500.”
“Sir, yes sir, thank you sir.” boot slurping noises
I can see Trump and Musk ordering new denominations to one-up each other. “Crypto DOGE is worth over $9,001!” waved sharpie “Nuh-uh, Trump Bucks gets you a dozen eggs, cause I say so!”