Translation for the Spanish part:
Me: You’re the best girlfriend!!
Her: I’m notttt
You are
I don’t want to have this discussion 😠
It’s you
You’re the winner
Me: AAAAAAAAA
Very well then
This is why I love lesbian relationships
Her: Real/True
I made a Lemmy account
I don’t believe you.
Are you sure you’re not a sexy lesbian zombie or something?
Oh yeah, I totally am. That’s why Aurora is dating me. She’s into zombies
😳