UPDATED: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said that the White House would now determine which outlets will be members of the press pool, the smaller group of journalists who are allowed in to events in the Oval Office or travel with the president on Air Force One.
Then the “out” press pool can just make stuff up, since they have to guess. “Donald Trump walked out of the bathroom and into a press briefing one hour ago. While we don’t know what the press briefing is about, we can state that before going to the bathroom Trump was seen finishing a cheeseburger. Walking out, he was seen licking his fingers. Our reporter notes that there was no sound of running water prior to Trump’s emergence from the bathroom.”
The great thing about this is it’s always going to be reported first also since the stories can be prepared ahead of time.