• UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 hours ago

    I can just see it now, captain James Tiberius Kirk slowly driving a mobility scooter through Ferengi Nar’s biggest shopping mall, with soft royalty-free muzac playing in the background while Ferengi shopping clerks watch with a look of bemusement on their faces, while their supervisor watches them with a look of pure hot white anger on his face before shouting at them at the top of his lungs to move their lazy asses. Record scratch, heart attack, no Ferengi medical insurance and no latinum - Captain Kirk dies, the end.