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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend

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19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekend

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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19-year-old Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) agent Braden Wakefield found himself running short on reasons for why he can’t hang out with his boss Elon Musk.
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    Elon Musk is that guy who has a GameCube and Natty Ice and just wants to hang out and play with no pants on.

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      Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander

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      https://youtu.be/3zvTRQr7ns8

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