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minus-squareloaf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down1·8 days agoThings are so insane in America right now, that I wasn’t entirely sure this was satire. <stares in Gulf of America and Red, White, and Blueland>
minus-squarewizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·8 days agoDon’t forget Ohio’s new proposed law for life starts at ejaculation!
minus-squaremoodylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 days agoTo be fair, that one was meant to fail. It was supposed to show that they have no qualms with regulating women’s bodies and choices, but men’s are out of the question.
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoThat was literally a scene where they discussed how dumb this idea was in Legally Blonde. Satire writes itself.
Things are so insane in America right now, that I wasn’t entirely sure this was satire.
<stares in Gulf of America and Red, White, and Blueland>
Don’t forget Ohio’s new proposed law for life starts at ejaculation!
To be fair, that one was meant to fail. It was supposed to show that they have no qualms with regulating women’s bodies and choices, but men’s are out of the question.
I thought that was Mississippi?
That was literally a scene where they discussed how dumb this idea was in Legally Blonde. Satire writes itself.