Working for the common good is such a foreign concept, Skippy has to put out a survey to see what contrarian haters want him to harp on about instead of Canada Is Broken.

Probably questions like, What is the most Canadian thing to do about Trump?
a) Trudeau is a woke dictator who hates your freedom
b) the oil and gas lobby are cool and nice
c) humanizing picture with a kitten and my wife