I heard two people arguing about whether or not someone farted.

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    16 hours ago

    Whether the Newport Jazz Festival was in Europe, because she knew it was in Europe, because that’s the only time she’d been to Europe.

    Difficulty rating: we were within 100 miles of Newport, Rhode Island, at the time. 2 hours in a car.