return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?message-squaremessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down113
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 hours agomessage-square85fedilink
minus-squareRustyWizard@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·14 hours agoProve him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.
minus-squaremoodylinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 hours agoIf you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 hours agoGood thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.
Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.
If you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.
Good thing “try locked-in syndrome” was last on my bucket list.