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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I know a front when I see it

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I know a front when I see it

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • GrimSheeper@lemmy.world
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    The company I work at is named kinda like this. I don’t want to give the exact name, but let’s say that if I was an engineer, I’d work at “The Engineering Company.”

    It makes me sound like a super bad liar whenever I tell people my job, lol

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      That’s a very subtle way of bragging about working for The Electric Company

      • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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        he’s obviously working for the boring company

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      Lmao I too worked for The Clown Company. Their promises were vast but ultimately still fit within my wallet.

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      “The Browser Company”is one I’ve seen that’s like this. They make a browser, funnily enough

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    https://www.google.com/maps/place/12345+W+Bend+Dr,+Sappington,+MO+63128/

    On Street View, the sign says “No patient drop-offs. Pick up only for surgery center.” What a convenient policy if you don’t want to risk getting medical patients in your medical building.

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      Seems like they’re just trying to avoid being overloaded, being the default/else location when the provider name is left unspecified

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    “What’s your name?”

    (Sighs) “Doctor Smith…”

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    That sounds like the combination an idiot would use on his luggage.

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      What are the odds? I have the same combination on my luggage?

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    located on 69 Real Street

    • Blastasaurus@lemm.ee
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      Unit # 420.

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    “Uh huh. You know… If you don’t want to tell me where you work you can just say.”

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      Not his real name (for obvious reasons) but pretty close. Joe Commander. I said that the first time he told me.

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    Right next to the Industrial Factory and the Business Place, across from Franchise Convenience Store.

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    That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.

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    I swear that Surgery Center text looks like The Deal or no Deal font…

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      Impact

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    Small world-- I actually work next door at 123456 Street Hwy. It’s not the nicest Commercial Store franchise in downtown Townington, but they’re all kinda similar tbh

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    Simple enough, it just might work.

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    I know a font when I see it.

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    Yeah this is genius

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    There’s a place just outside D.C. (in Crystal City) called the Crystal City Restaurant. It’s a strip club. I’ve always assumed the name was purely to provide cover for its patrons.

    “Where are you going with the boys, sweetie?”

    “Oh, we’ll probably just pop down to the Crystal City Restaurant again, grab a bite…”

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      Went to a strip club once to eat a poutine with a colleague and of course when I got my credit card bill, the strip club had a very restaurant name.

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    It’s right beside Norm MacDonald’s University of Science

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      That’s a good school, by the way.

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