American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.
    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      2 天前

      “But what if I were to purchase fastfood and disguise it as my own cooking lobby the government to ban my competitor for being a national security threat? Oh oh oh, delightfully devilish Samuel!”

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    2 天前

    “It took years of hard work for us to steal beans from farmers, apply our unique brand of magic, and seek investment from our nation’s finest rubes and oafs,” a Beanco spokesman said. “Now DeepBean wants to steal our magic beans, rebrand the magic, and get money from their own buffoons and clods? It’s just not right.”

    lol