In an effort to not shame ourselves anymore than we already do, my AFK friends and I have deemed smiley fries and dino nuggets “rot (affectionate) foods”. We all keep a bag or two of each in our freezers and will periodically host “rot night” which is basically parallel play night with no shame for wanting to be barely human, or just not be for that matter.

the starchéd face cries out to its creator-begging to be consumed