No more Facebook fact checking, so…

  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
    431·
    17 天前

    A radioactive container fell out of the back of the carriage, striking the boy in the head, blinding him, but oddly increasing his other senses, which is how we get Daredevil…

      • esc27@lemmy.world
        8·
        17 天前

        Then Michaelangelo fell on his back and couldn’t get up, so had him paint a ceiling.

      • jordanlund@lemmy.world
        71·
        17 天前

        And those turtles became so famous, that centuries later Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello would be named in their honor.

        • nthavoc@lemmy.todayEnglish
          2·
          17 天前

          Then Queen started playing in the background and for whatever reason there could be only one.

      • P1nkman@lemmy.world
        2·
        17 天前

        Then Leonardo was again covered in radioactive material, changing him into The Toxic Avenger.