• @shalafi@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Short. Skinny. 7.5" dong.

    Broke up with a gf, much yelling.

    “Well look at you! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic, if you didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothin’!”

    Uh, stipulated, I guess?

  • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I don’t understand the circumference one? How did they measure that one?

    Edit: nvm OK, I’m doing way better than I thought… Hey anyone want some top French baguette!?

  • @Boomkop3@reddthat.com
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    139 hours ago

    So I’m from the south of the Netherlands. A two hour drive gets me from here, all the way trough Belgium into France.

    And apparently in that distance the average girth goes all the way from the top of the scale to the bottom.

    Ain’t that something

  • @VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1912 hours ago

    The last time I saw a study on this, there was way less variation between country averages. This also seems to very much confirm existing social biases, which I’d be wary of.

    • @SGforce@lemmy.ca
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      43 hours ago

      Yep, was going to mention a study from a few years ago that threw out most of this data as junk since they found many were counting stretched flaccid as “erect”.

  • @flora_explora@beehaw.org
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    1313 hours ago

    This data isn’t really worth much without any info on variation.

    But really, the societal obsession with penis size is deeply unhealthy for everyone, but especially men. We should strive to value all bodies for their inherent beauty and stop comparing them. There isn’t any better or worse. Please stop reproducing those norms. Same goes for all other body related norms. They go hand in hand with sexism, racism, ableism, queerfobia and all kinds of discrimination and objectification.

  • fxomt
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    714 hours ago

    Saudi Arabia #120, 4.88 inches

    Bro don’t out us like that, i’m trying my best 😭

  • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2423 hours ago

    I like me a dong that’s absolutely TINY flaccid, and like 5-7” erect. Put basically nothing in your mouth, takeout a SLAB OF MEAT. Magic.

    • @Peter1986C
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      311 hours ago

      If you click/tap the bananas in the title, you get larger picture than the preview image generated by Lemmy.

      I think this was shared as a link and that caused it to parse this way (though I could be wrong).

  • @00L10@feddit.org
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    241 day ago

    I wonder how you would even get those flaccid measurements, I mean it’s not like the size doesn’t vary depending on the circumstances.

      • Ænima
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        112 hours ago

        Isn’t that the cartoon about emergency management canines that can talk and drive cars?

        • @LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe
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          310 hours ago

          You are thinking of Paw Patrol. Penis patrol is tasked with measuring dongs so that average men can feel a little better. Wierdly, also animated k9s in uniform.

        • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          210 hours ago

          Oh I’ve heard of that one, they sell licensed lotion or something at my local pharmacy. I’m not really sure what it is though, I don’t have children.

  • Rimu
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    1123 hours ago

    Ah, North Korea. Now I get it.