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minus-squareDarkassassin07@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoSay the bird does start talking shit about one of them: how do you prove it was the other person to teach the bird and not the person being insulted? This isn’t enforceable.
minus-squareJiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoThis is the kind of petty shit bitter divorcees do a lot. At least they aren’t setting up stuff to prevent the other from killing the damned bird to spite their ex.
minus-squareDarkassassin07@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 months agoBroken hearts can be horribly spiteful; planning for the future isn’t often part of that equation.
minus-squareBoozilla@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months ago“If the bird talks bad about either person, it will be handed over to a third party for adoption.” “You’re welcome, and that will be $3,000.” –my lawyer, probably
Say the bird does start talking shit about one of them: how do you prove it was the other person to teach the bird and not the person being insulted?
This isn’t enforceable.
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This is the kind of petty shit bitter divorcees do a lot. At least they aren’t setting up stuff to prevent the other from killing the damned bird to spite their ex.
Broken hearts can be horribly spiteful; planning for the future isn’t often part of that equation.
“If the bird talks bad about either person, it will be handed over to a third party for adoption.”
“You’re welcome, and that will be $3,000.”
–my lawyer, probably