• Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Say the bird does start talking shit about one of them: how do you prove it was the other person to teach the bird and not the person being insulted?

    This isn’t enforceable.

      • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        This is the kind of petty shit bitter divorcees do a lot. At least they aren’t setting up stuff to prevent the other from killing the damned bird to spite their ex.

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        3 months ago

        Broken hearts can be horribly spiteful; planning for the future isn’t often part of that equation.

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      3 months ago

      “If the bird talks bad about either person, it will be handed over to a third party for adoption.”

      “You’re welcome, and that will be $3,000.”

      –my lawyer, probably