I honestly can’t say, but I know one thing for certain.
the man loved to get nailed.
Unsurprising, he was hung too.
His best buddy was super hung. You can’t tell me the J-man didn’t know about his fellow J’s swinging.
He did carry around some pretty large wood.
More resigned to it. Has to close his eyes and think of England.
Cock.
He was a fisher of men, after all. 😏
Obviously a feet man. Further evidence that Tarantino is Jesus.
This is aphobic. Asexuals are human too.
Was there not a passage about how he washed feet or something?
Long hair, glamorous face, skinny ripped body? Jesus was a twink.
Not Korean Jesus. He’s swole af. Turns water into pre-workout.
Jesus was a boob man. boobs are bearer of nourishment and a symbol of motherhood.
The ass is from the devil.
Amen
I’m pretty sure Paul had the celibacy fetish and introduced the sex=bad element to the dogma. Some scholars even suggest that was his thing since the other gods were sex positive. (At least toward men getting laid.)
Post biblcal Christianity was informed, in part, by Hellenic philosophical traditions, which were apollonian in nature. Women’s sexuality was on the dionysian side.
Boobs? Ass? Ew. He was clearly a dong man. That whole bit about parting the sea? He actually just whipped out his gigantic cock and created a bridge with it.
Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.
I thought “parting the Sea” was a euphemism for spreading some bussy?
It doesn’t matter 'cause it would be a miracle if he brought a lady home.
Because while Jesus was prayin’
Fuckin’ Craig was layin’
Every lady in the testament
You know what I’m sayin’
HES FUCKING CRAIG
craig christ
I wouldn’t die for your sins, like my famous kin,
but if you got a little sister then there’s room at this inn!
I’m not my brother, I know
Don’t walk on H2O
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
Lust is sinful, and Jesus was without sin, though
Ergo he exploited the poophole loophole, thus our brother in Christ was (is?) an ass man.
The whole “camel through eye of a needle” allegory is a hidden clue for anal obsession /s
Having attraction preferences doesn’t mean you’re lustful.
Depends on whom you’re asking, but lots of christians consider it a sin outside of marriage. Super healthy message to give young kids /s
The context is moreso “everyone is sinful” because everyone does it.
You’ll figure out your attraction preferences through lust, though
“let he who is without sin cast the first stone” *picks up rock*
Most carpenters I’ve ever known were more boobs men
Breasts, there’s a lot of art made of Christ being breastfed.
Someone should ask Biff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb:_The_Gospel_According_to_Biff,_Christ's_Childhood_Pal
(It is such a good and very funny book.)
It’s always a weird question to me. Every time I see boobs, there is an ass attached to the same person. Both is the way
