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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Ever been judged by a floor?

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Ever been judged by a floor?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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    4 months ago

    I’m a skinny bastard, so I’m taking the escalator

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      Idk why you’re joking but i used to be underweight and couldn’t afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you’re describing all the time.

      Edit: some weird typo autocorrected, i meant to say ‘I know you’re joking but[…]’

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        calories are cheap, it’s nutrition that costs

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          Some of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans

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            Did you even try being born wealthy?

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              No, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.

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            In your next life, do more crime.

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              It’s been less than a decade and it seems I’m already in my next life

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