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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

fr🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮nch

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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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      If r/antiwork was a country it more likely be Spain too many siestas

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        If antiwork was a country it would be Finland. Only exists in our heads

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          If antiwork was a country it would be amercia to much amercian cusline they wouldn’t be able to waddle outside the house

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      I wish, but it’s unfortunately only a preconceived idea…

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      I need context

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        Probably all their strikes. There are a lot of them.

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    deleted by creator

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      That would be admitting to knowing that much french

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        A sin more punishable then death learning fr🤢🤮🤮nch

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      deleted by creator

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    That’s why us Americans now say Freedom Fries™ instead of Fr*nch Fries.

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      I’m a contrarian so I’m gonna keep on calling em frunch fries just to piss off everybody (but mostly to embarrass my nephew)

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        Fronch fries, fronch bread, fronch dressing…

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          That last one just becomes buttermilk dressing but that’s because we have a good recipe

          And fuck you no I can’t teach you (not over the internet) I can’t even make it right half the time myself. It’s one you eyeball and all the measurements are like ratio 1:1 mayo to buttermilk. Ish. You’re really going for consistency right now. Add as much garlic as you can get away with. That’s just in all of my recipes tho you’d love my vanilla ice cream. Sprinkle of onion powder, pinch of salt. Could probably shortcut that do they make onion salt like they do garlic salt? That sounds good. Anyways. Dried parsley flakes to make it look salady. That’s it. That’s the recipe. But you gotta taste it right to know if you got it right.

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      ate mi fr*nch naff said

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      French say simply Frites although they are a Belgian invention.

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      Ha ha I remember that one, it was so stupid lol. In Congress too wasn’t it?

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        Yup. The cafeteria that Congress uses.

        One Fr*nch official said that they don’t care what Americans call their potatoes, which is a further insult to potatoes.

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    French do revolutions every Monday. Burger king next.

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      Oh no not burger King

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    Hey, anyone remember when Twitter got sued for enabling impersonation like this? Man, can’t wait for the sequel!

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      The prequel

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    On the other hand, Burger King hating them would probably be something the French would take as a badge of honor.

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      any country that lets in mc’d’s has lost it’s ability to be snooty about fast food tripe. but you’re not wrong. le big mac.

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        McD’s is more like a disease. You catch it more than you “let it in”. Unless it’s an std and maybe that’s why the mcfurly machine is always broken

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          McSexuallytransmitteddiease only ninty nine cents

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        So your talking about most of western and Eastern Europe

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          yup, I am. problemos?

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    Only time when i agree with burger king is when they sre xenophobic with french people.

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      Burger King uk is ultra based

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    that is, absolutely, too western europe for me

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    Frenchies probably chopped the head off some of BKs family.

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    Fronch fries.

    Edit: anyone down voting -> your dick is smaller than you mom’s one

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      downvotes because the edit is true

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        Jokes on you my mom’s a dick salesman she’s got a whole drawer of em in her car

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          Ah, your mom sells to this guy.

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            Ah, your mom sells to this guy.

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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            Psh all you losers with moms with only one dicks

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      Better off dead!

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      Fhcnhch fries

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      And to drink… Peru.

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        It’s got raisins in it. You like raisins.

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      downvoting for small dick

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        Voted my self down.

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