Pet any cat anywhere.

I pet a black cat on a daily basis. A tuxedo, too.

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Crosses back and forth then sticks it’s butt in my face.

It was Halloween season a few years ago and I was at Michael’s crafts, and somewhere near me there were Halloween figures that could be triggered to make noise when a button was pushed. (I think they could be configured for proximity triggering once bought)

Anyway, someone triggered the Scary Halloween Cat™️ which started yowling and hissing up a storm.

Not knowing what was going on, I thought wow, someone needs to feed that poor thing and get it to the vet to be screened for injuries.