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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前

This wallpaper is fascinating

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This wallpaper is fascinating

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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    “Son, why did you manually set your Windows Vista wallpaper to Bliss? I told you to stay on Service Pack 3, it’s too late to go back now”.

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      deleted by creator

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    When I was 12 the boobs weren’t done downloading over the 9600 baud modem yet anyway.

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      9600? Luxury.

      I started with 300 baud, where you could read faster than the letters would show up. And we liked it that way! (not really lol)

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        Oh yeah, tough guy? I wrote telex over an unstable 75 baud uhf-SATCOM link running on a fleetsat from the 70’s. Pretty crappy and I didn’t like it, since I had to usually send it several times ;-)

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        You guys are spoiled. My modem was so slow that, when I wanted to see boobs I had to grow my own.

      • umbraroze@kbin.social
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        I once managed to borrow a 300 bps modem for my Commodore 64, and showed some of the local online services to my friend who owned the modem. (It was actually super fancy because I managed to use a terminal program that showed 80 mildly blurry characters per line.) By that time our family had a PC with a 2400 bps modem.

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        I wrote my first code at the end of a 300baud accoustic coupled modem. I don’t know if the “not really” was modifying the “liked it that way” or the entire post.

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          I’ve never even used a computer.

          • 567PrimeMover@kbin.social
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            This person mailing their comments to someone who posts them on kbin for them

            • eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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              this message transcribed from smoke signal

  • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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    Left hand: 🪟 + D Right hand: putting my dick away

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    Should have opened solitaire, it would be easier to explain away.

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    Why is that Windows 7 with the XP wallpaper?

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      Because Bliss is the best wallpaper. I use a 4K version in Windows 11.

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      deleted by creator

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Is that 7 or Vista?

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        1. Vista still had the old-fashioned tasbar without dock-like behaviour.
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        I’m not sure if the widget on the right is a Vista or 7 widget. Both systems look very similar.

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    “Game crashed just now”.

    “I was about to get up and go [do something else]”

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      And then you must remain seated for some period of time

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      Removed by mod

  • rhacer@lemmy.world
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    Virtual desktops solve the empty desktop problem.

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      They also solve the Bethesda-Game-Crash-To-Desktop problem too.
      Alt-Tab, then Ctrl-Tab, open a new desktop, open task manager.

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        Wow, how have I never thought to try this before. It will sadly be very useful I’m sure

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    [Windows] + [M]

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    I know that’s 7, but it really makes me want to bust out my XP rig.

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    Win-1 on hyprland, no animations so mom thinks i was doing homework ;))))

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