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minus-squarenesc@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up225arrow-down1·2 months agoImagine you are running a marathon and someone ahead of you losses three bananas that were stuffed in their ass.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up158·2 months ago“it’s Mario kart all over!”
minus-squarebamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoThis explains where bullet bill comes from!
minus-squareCephalotrocity@biglemmowski.winlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·2 months agoImagine sitting in the doctor’s office and someone nearby lets out a ripper and the whole office suddenly smells like banana bread.
minus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoSaw a talk about hacking bacteria once. Apparently they managed to make e coli that smells like banana when inactive and mint when active (or vice versa, can’t remember).
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-22 months ago"Are we going passed a zoo? I smell mashed bananas. Oh fuck, what is running down that person’s leg right now‽"
minus-squaresmokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoThis shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Imagine you are running a marathon and someone ahead of you losses three bananas that were stuffed in their ass.
“it’s Mario kart all over!”
Mario Shart
This explains where bullet bill comes from!
Imagine sitting in the doctor’s office and someone nearby lets out a ripper and the whole office suddenly smells like banana bread.
Saw a talk about hacking bacteria once. Apparently they managed to make e coli that smells like banana when inactive and mint when active (or vice versa, can’t remember).
"Are we going passed a zoo? I smell mashed bananas.
Oh fuck, what is running down that person’s leg right now‽"
This shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
muppets noise
*past