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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?

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Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    At work I see more and more people call their computers “labtops” instead of “laptops”. A Michael wave doesn’t surprise me.

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        We’ve been sharing this one

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        Dang, that labtop is so old it has a dialup modem built-in.

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          When I was a kid we had a Compaq Presario 9500 that came preinstalled with voicemail software that supported having multiple voicemail boxes with speech recognition (c. 1995).

          I really thought that was going to be the future and wanted my parents to use it so bad at the time. 😅

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            It still might be, don’t give up hope!

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      My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing

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        Yoink!

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        Pumkin

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      Wot. That’s crazy. “Labtop” is harder to pronounce (minimally so but still) with voiced b immediately followed by voiceless t. Everything I know about linguistics (not that much, tbh) tells me that, if anything, a thing called “labtop” should over time evolve to be called “laptop”*, because it’s easier on the speaker with voiceless p and t.

      ^* … maybe even lappop…?^

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        Yeah it blew me away too. I had thought I’d heard a b sound a few times while talking to people but it wasn’t until someone sent in their device with a note attached that I realized it was a real thing. I’ve seen it a few more times since then (email, etc)

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          This means it’s time for you to change the next letter until you’ve made a completely different word.

          I suggest changing the o to an a

          Labtap.

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            Least tech informed Minnesotan.

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              Tabtap.

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                Flapslap

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        Clearly something is pushing in the direction of voiced instead. The ultimate form is presumably “lambdop.”

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      It is interesting how some terms over time are mispronounced and spelled incorrectly. And those doing it have no clue as to the actual term and how it is spelled

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        Trying to politely correct everyone is like hurting cats.

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          Please don’t hurt the cats.

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