Because they’re so good at it.

  • AJamesBrown@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?

    • They’re very good at it

    Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

    • So they can hide in cherry trees

    What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?

    • Giraffes eating cherries
  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I always head this as:

    How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

    It paints its toenails red. You’ve never seen one? That’s because it works.

    • nudny ekscentryk@szmer.info
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      And I know this joke as:

      Do you know why are elephants’ eyes red?

      (why?)

      So that they can hide in cranberry trees

      (I’ve never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree)

      That’s because it hid so well