Garibaldee@lemm.ee to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoHealth Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claimwww.levernews.comexternal-linkmessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down12cross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1481arrow-down1external-linkHealth Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claimwww.levernews.comGaribaldee@lemm.ee to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square20fedilinkcross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareNickwithaC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month ago Buy shares in health insurer Get claim denied Sell shares Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude
minus-squarejeeva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoStep 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoStep -1) dad with emerald mine
minus-squareBlackout@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoHell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoMan, I thought I was alone. This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.
minus-squareSwingingTheLamp@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoIs that you, John Dillermand?
Buy shares in health insurer
Get claim denied
Sell shares
Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude
Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬
Step -1) dad with emerald mine
Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off
Man, I thought I was alone.
This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.
Is that you, John Dillermand?