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minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up91arrow-down1·5 months agoAn inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·5 months agoCan we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
minus-squareqyron@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoWhat if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-25 months agoCreampie Conclusion Day? Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·5 months agoIt is for the child
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·5 months agoIf you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand: Why is humanity? Creampie! Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoSame principle, smaller scale;)
minus-squarecandybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoCarefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 months agoYou’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
minus-squarecandybrie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoCall me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 months agoFair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:)) Edit: did correct my use of “ovule,” though, thank you!
An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”
What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
Creampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
Repercussion Day!
It is for the child
Maybe I’m adopted?
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
how?
Same principle, smaller scale;)
Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.
You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
Call me crazy, but I don’t count an ovum as someone.
Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))
Edit: did correct my use of “ovule,” though, thank you!