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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

Is this romantic or a red flag?

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Is this romantic or a red flag?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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  • lath@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They’re not mutually exclusive.

    As some say, romance is death…

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      She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.

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        To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

        Never stick your dick in crazy.

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          Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

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            6 months ago

            Don’t be a fool, use your tool

        • TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.world
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          To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

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          I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

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          Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.

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          Never stick your dick in crazy more than once.

          FTFY

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      You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.

      • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works
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        The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!

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        Yes, but maybe rotated 45 degrees for no reason.

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