Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.
“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”
RIP
What do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths
This is a terrible day to have eyes
You can milk anything that has nipples.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
So what you’re saying is you’re backed up?
My nipples, not my rectum.
Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign
then I don’t want it
Noted.
Disappointed.
Not with that attitude.
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
“it comes from exploited cows so it’s totally cool”
I miss r/cateatingvegans
